DIE CENTURION TEATER KICKS OFF THE YEAR
DIE CENTURION TEATER KICKS OFF THE YEAR WITH TWO MAGICAL CHILDREN’S THEATRE PRODUCTIONS
Die Centurion Teater and Scenario Productions are bringing two spectacular children’s theatre productions to the stage, packed with adventure, laughter, and unforgettable music. These magical re-imaginings of classic tales promise to delight audiences of all ages!
THE THREE LITTLE (DISCO) PIGS
A beloved fairytale gets a glitzy, disco-fuelled makeover in The Three Little (Disco) Pigs—a high-energy musical comedy bursting with dazzling costumes, hilarious antics, and toe-tapping tunes!
The Big Bad Wolf is back, but this time, he’s not just hungry… he’s jealous!
Our three piggy pop stars, fresh off their Grammy-winning success, have traded Hollywood for a peaceful retreat in the woods. But their biggest hater, Brian the Wolf, isn’t having it—he blames their disco hit for ruining his country-rock career, and now he’s out for revenge!
Meanwhile, his son Max has a secret—he LOVES disco. Even worse (at least for Brian), he’s fallen head over heels for one of the pigs!
Packed with disco beats, over-the-top antics, and a heartwarming twist, this laugh-out-loud fairytale is a must-see for the whole family. Will Brian finally embrace the groove? Will true love conquer all? And will the pigs survive long enough to plan their dream wedding?
“This show is a celebration of fun, laughter, and a little bit of fabulous chaos! It’s a fairytale like you’ve never seen before—packed with disco beats, sharp humour, and a heartwarming twist. Whether you’re a kid or just a kid at heart, you’re in for an unforgettable ride!” says Lian Sachse, executive producer at Scenario Productions.
So dust off your disco shoes and join us for the grooviest fairytale of the year!
Written & Directed by: Ashleigh Hilton & Cheryl Pritchard
Set & Costume Design by: Ashleigh Hilton
SHOW DETAILS
29 March – 3 April 2025
Book now: Quicket – The Three Little (Disco) Pigs
This show is in English
JAN EN DIE BOONTJIERANK – A MINI-PANTOMIME
Another classic fairytale gets a fresh, fun-filled twist in Jan en die Boontjierank – ‘n Mini-Pantomime!
Get ready for big laughs, big fun, and a touch of magic! This high-energy show brings all the beloved elements of a traditional pantomime—clever comedy, interactive moments, over-the-top antics, and plenty of surprises—all packed into a dynamic, fast-paced performance that will entertain both kids and adults alike.
Follow Jan, a lazy farm boy who prefers his XBOX over his chores, his long-suffering mother, a mischievous town merchant, and a chicken that just can’t resist the spotlight! And of course, there’s a Giant who does NOT like unexpected visitors…
With familiar songs, witty lyrics, and hilarious twists, this show delivers non-stop entertainment!
“This production is pure family joy—packed with life lessons, sharp comedy, colourful sets and costumes, and just the right amount of wonderfully ridiculous fun!” says writer and co-director Tiaan Kirsten-Lubbe.
Come experience the magic of theatre in a laugh-out-loud adventure the whole family will love!
Written & Directed by: Tiaan Kirsten-Lubbe & Lian Sachse
Set & Costume Design by: Ashleigh Hilton
SHOW DETAILS
4 – 5 April 2025
Book now: Quicket – Jan en die Boontjierank
This show is in Afrikaans
Both productions feature a talented young cast of professional performers, dedicated to sharing their love of theatre with children, families, and the young at heart.
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